This is offensive, please Kristallnacht it off.

Are you sick of the two jar grind?

You boil American's view of Russians down to "They're not white enough"…? Huh? That probably wouldn't even make the list of most Americans you'd ask.

I'm imagining it as a crazy Japanese gameshow with a completely incomprehensible scoring system.

I'm kinda "meh" on the competitive urination thing. Competitive shitting, now we're talking.

I see people mentioning how TG's "Hamburger Lady" gives them nightmares. That track is lightweight compared to "Bird Seed", Sotos' track on the album of the same name. Fucking depressing, dark evil stuff. Not for the faint of heart.

I listened to Haujobb's Solutions for a Small Planet quite a bit back in the day. That one stood out among the heap of other electro/industrial/techno mp3s I was downloading at the time.
Anyone remember Soulseek? For a time before it exploded in popularity that place was a treasure trove for this type of music

nah, he's lifting one leg/buttock to fart.

"The big gimmick for Songza, which sets it apart from Pandora and
Spotify, is that its playlists are compiled by a team of experts who,
hopefully, know more about music than you do."

*sprays protein from meat cannon*

It's the wood that makes it good!

I don't get the popularity of this band. Obviously they are talented musicians and adept songwriters but nothing about their material has ever grabbed me. It's never given me that little jolt of electricity in my spine I get when something really strikes a chord with me.

Yup and IIRC, Winner was a fuck-up criminal and Loser ended up being a CEO of a successful company or something. I also remember something about parents naming their kids Lime and Lemon Jello.

wheel barrow for me, but it's been many years since I played and I think that might have been one piece that was replaced?

They have a nasty rhythm section but I never cared much for Morello's guitar playing. He's ok and obviously a talented musician but he's not some kind of guitar-god (which some people apparently want to believe). Using the kill switch a lot doesn't make you a virtuoso.

Ya, let's Rage Against the Machine guys! Let's rock the corporate establishment! Fight the power! Please buy our CD at your local Wal-Mart, Target, or Best Buy.

I've always thought that Ice Cube was a poser. Everything this guy does, even the fucking beer commercials, centers around how much of a "bad ass" he is. He tries way too hard.

Pick up the phone Ricky…pick up the phone. Ricky. Pick up the phone. It's me, you.

Nirvana's Unplugged is not only the best Unplugged, it's the best Nirvana album. Every track is burned into my brain. Lake of Fire, Plateau…so good.

Goddamn sales people. They're the dumbest, most annoying people in any office environment and yet they're the most highly compensated. The world is a strange place.