It's got a Z in the name of the channel, how high a horse we gonna mount here?

So, we're all agreed then? Noah Cruikshank is a legitimate human being who needs to update to "staff" on his profile avatar, and has no earthly business not biting the bullet and watching Downton Abbey?

Octane

Fights last five minutes. Either side of that, and you're on your own.

This interests me despite my coma.

Well, we'll just pull this mask off and see who you REALLY are!

Yes. You may start calling it 'Suiting Up', if I can call my AV Club check ins the same thing.

Weezer -Mark McGrath would be the best bumfight ever.

That's how they made it, I swear.

Queen Latifah: dominating your s**t since 1993.

I thought it was a documentary of CIA extraction techniques from the 60s.

I have got to stop articulating my Barbara Streisand fantasies out loud. Oscars keep stealing them.

What the F**k is going on with all the Fabio hair?

If musicals go on too long, does Jaws start playing?

France still sucks.

I….just got that.

Every year: "will this be his coming out speech?"

I too am concerned……for You!

Needs some unskewing.

I was watching 'Scandal', what'd I miss?