Why not the Gentleman's F?

Lighten up, Francis

I'm going to call the wah-mbulance.

George R.R. Martin IS Robert Jordan IS Keyser Soze! Wake up, sheeple!

Looking forward to cumbersome montages of punch card organization, followed by well choreographed fight scenes.

I still don't believe 'Neil Hamburger' is a real person.

Those slaves are for company use only, no personal shit-hauling allowed.

So where do I park this Internet Hate Machine, Neal Moritz' lawn or Team Miller-Stentz?

Humans and chimpanzees share 98% DNA.

'REMEMBER ME!'

Why isn't this guy learning first-hand about unemployment?

I can't afford a TV anymore.

-No salesmen at this entrance.

No.

I dropped out of interest,

I feel confident that the exchange rate for arts and culture is net positive. For every George Lucas clusterfuck, there are probably several folks who are quietly using those same technical skills to faithfully restore old F.W. Murnau films and Buster Keaton.

Look, all I'm saying is:

And in conclusion:

*Do Not Like* [you]

Well shit on me,
I hearby claim this New World for their Royal Highnesses, Ferdinand y Isabella.