And by 'Proverbial deal with the Devil' I mean get your coat.

Your first is decidedly NOT fetch.

Ad-mee-ral Kirk demands you shut up and nail a green-skinned broad.

The feck does that mean?

Sean O'Neal, Professional Engineer
and all around visionary urban planner.

Don't worry,
David Strathairn will know what to do.

You know what everybody in the supply chain loves?
A tempremental blowhard whose own whims increase the chances of shipping errors and then channels the Comic-Book Guy in their rants.

Tar? In this day and age of modern marvels we can't come up with a better chemical alternative?

I was into armed robbery
BEFORE it was cool.

Actually, the only problem I had was that you're supposed to create experiments with one dependent variable with one independent variable.

I got trolled, and I'm cool with that.

Wild Card,
Bitches!

We're un-Google-able!
Where's Fluffy!?

Yay
Yay

[Channeling a Scruffy the Janitor Voice] "Seconded"

Indubitably.

Sometimes it helps to say things out loud before we commit resources:
"I want to raise this chimpanzee as a human child."
"I know! I'll give this animal to my ex-girlfriend. She'll help me out."
"I can't believe this experiment is not conforming to repeatable, reproducible standards."

Look, man-
I don't have eighteen hours to blow on a 'Director's Cut' of Das Boot.

Ke$ha:
Crying in Mom's trash bin, wondering why everyone digs that Lady Gaga skank.

Shouldn't we be encouraging Toby Keith to rip off Built to Spill?
Won't that make him a better musician?