Jesus tap-dancing Christ
this is the longest "RIP" article in AV Club history.

You are not a unique and special snowflake.

I don't care.
I don't care, and I'll tell you why. Walk with me.

Wait,
Steve Coogan's career is in decline?

Wasn't that, like, the FIRST thing she did in "Boogie Nights"?

@Shit McFuckenstein:

Hyperbole Warning
"It's like something an MPDG cobbled together out of Silly String and glitter in order to get an emo kid to smile for a few minutes."

Wow,
The street cred I'm going to get from dropping these format names…..

"Hobo With a Shotgun"
I shall open a Swiss bank account, with instructions to my wife to use the account funds to pay for this to be etched in my marble gravestone.

Alright goddammit, fine.
I'll read the books.

Looks kinda like "Out of This World"
Sounds like "Peter Jackson Presents: Project Runway"

She got the Crazy Eyes!
Run!

I got my fill of this sport years ago watching 'Rome' and mentally undressing Indira Varma.

The Arbor of Dr. Mephisto

How did History even get accomplished?
With all the sexin' and goings on?

so is this goimg to be
as close as i get to a 'wheel of time' miniseries or what?

Whoop-dee
-shit.

But he spent all winter
working on his Redford-style jaw jutting.

Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution
Falls squarely in the box I keep in the garage next to old gym memberships and that syllabus from the vegetarian cooking course I took last year.

"Okay, I'm going to enter the kitchen now!"
Good exchange there.