A world-weary friar, still agonizing over losing his medieval medical license after illegally distributing anasthetics to minors, is caught up in a zombie infestation in fair Verona, where we lay our scene.

Joss Whedon has had every other project pulled out from under him,
Either give him this train to smash or never allow him to work with anything longer than a miniseries.

Favorite historical events that I would enjoy giving 'That Michael Bay TouchTM'
-Mark Antony's final battle at Actium
-The sacking of Rome in 410 under the Visigoths
-The fall of Constantinople in 1453
-The Conquest of the Aztec Empire by Hernan Cortes

Has anyone thought of the 'Half' in 'Two and a Half Men'?
That poor bastard was going to pay for college with the upcoming season.

don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
FROM LAUGHTER!

This is how I feel about the Go Daddy! CEO shooting an elephant:

Life's Cosmic Ballet…
goes on.

….whose hair look good, girl.

also doesn't help
that she speaks passages from the book out of the side of her mouth.

biebs,
heh.

the first one had a kid protagonist,
the fuck else do you want?

who in the fuck cares about wonder woman's costume?
seriously. just fap already.

they can both be sullen.
but only one can be a colossal douche.

You can't make Tobolowsky feel weird. And I know that by listening to 'The Tobolosky Files'.

Have we learned nothing?
Never trust ANYBODY named 'Flagg'.

Yeah, that's just the way it is. Some things'll never change.

I always sexualized Miss Marple as a character,
so this didn't really change my day that much.

Jesus, I got confused reading this primer.
Soooo, I'm gonna go back to watching the greatest TV show of all time:

Addendum,
I was planning on sending them a homemade Faraday cage.

Well done, Pacey
That'll show 'em.