To the blurry silhouette in the background:

We went with
Steampunk: The Movie!

dun-dun-DA-DA-DA dun-dun-DA-DA-DA….

They thought I was crazy,

Still Photo Caption:
'The Many Faces of Invisible Buttsecks'

Good,
that's a much better memory than 'The Day All Those Repressed Memories Came Back'.

Wait,
Sylvester Stallone: Now, or Sylvester Stallone: Rocky V?

Fuck, I don't care.
I just don't care.

stupid internets, sorry 2 wycked.

A pudgy Jack White,
except Jack White would probably stare him down to his basic elements.

Perhaps some elaborate anagram, with villainy and mayhem?

"I'm still not sold on Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck as a director…"
I'm still not sold on Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck as a real human being.

That IS an
impressive list of white people.

Nice print art, O'Neal
Can I make that my default reply in office e-mails? Don't mind if I do.

fuckin' white people.

Transfer of heat energy into proteins to cook the meat…
Holy shit! I'm cookin' with physics!

If they can make some kind of cheesy cinema pig-in-a-blanket thing happen by adding 'Dinocroc' and 'Mansquito' around that broadcast, I will never ask the Internet for anything ever again.

Olivia Munn:
Easy on the eyes, and better than me at Call of Duty.

This will be known as:
'The Summer We All Picked Up That Book We Meant To Read For, Like, Ever But Haven't Because Things Have Been Really Busy And Mad Men Was Really Good But Now We Don't Have That Or Venture Brothers Or Anything But Reruns Of 'The Closer' And Fuck That Horseshit So Yeah, I'm Reading The River Why…

That one in New Orleans a couple years ago, K-Ville.