Considering their budget, this nuclear waste storage facility looks fantastic.

she is pretty.

All this pussyfooting around the detective genre, AND I CAN'T GET A GODDAMN 'MURDER, SHE WROTE' MARATHON GOING?

That's two Kiss-related literary takedowns,
you get one more and then the momentum shifts away from their douchewankery to your obsessive hatred of KISS.

I loved 'The Wordy Shipmates',
but I cannot stand to see her in interviews. She talks out of the side of her mouth in a perpetual aside. It makes even her most intelligent ideas come off as smarmy.

Please channel your character from '2 Days in the Valley'
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

Fans of the original 1978 film
probably aren't fans of much cinema outside the adult video store.

Sometimes, interviewers just need to accept that their subjects are not in the mood and either must hit 'eject' or pull their card.

'Penis goes here!'

Catch-22:
I'm not sold on the series, and I'm already too intimidated by the backstory.

Stop it,
Stop trying to make 'Fetch' [The Cape] work.

"Say something nice about Rebecca Black…"
Um, it's Friday now? Tomorrow is Saturday, maybe?

That goatee is the FIRST
In a long line of Internet images I'll bemuse myself to today.

Nobody messes with Thom Yorke, Earl of Swainsbury-Upon-Rapeshire!

You gotta lure him outta the cave with Adult Swim programming, and then pounce like a motherfuckin' tiger.

That cast photo up there:
'Young Guns' meets 'Gossip Girl'.

She has a face that says:
"I can't believe we had anal sex, padre!"

Netflix really shouldn't handle my dreams.
Not after The Asylum fucked up all those ideas I had for ripping off blockbusters minutes after they come out.

I can't be bothered to scroll down,
We already covered the 'Turn Off the Dark' jokes, right?

When you say 'play'
Do you mean 'she just does her normal thing'?