Sorry Senor Bagofcrap
It sounds better when you say it this way:

so?
Watch out for the Beasty Boys concert in Tibet, 2030. It'll be awesome, but only in the sense that it transports you back to when you listened to the Beasty Boys circa 1992.

had it, haaaad it,
and then LOST it with the Uwe Boll snark.

I may join the Daily Show,
it'd have about as much of an impact on my day.

Somewhere in the Fox Compound:
"Hey, we got some new episodes of the Cleveland Show and Bob's Burgers, where's the American Dad?"

That's enough
Dan Fogler.

Watermelons and watermelons?

Academy Award Winner Trent Reznor,
Take it for a test drive once in a while. It's nice.

"It's like 'Saving Private Ryan', but for kids!"

Do not let Rob Zombie create anything over 10 minutes long.

No, reboot works
it evokes an image of banging 'Ctrl+Alt+Del' in rapid fire manner.

Not done
throwing those puppy dog eyes at me, apparently.

Sorry, I left the computer for a minute to jerk off.

"Sometimes it's Ravenous, Sometimes it's Bedtime Stories."
Well spoken, Mr. Pearce, well spoken.

That's the shortest synopsis and critique
I think I've ever seen in the Film Section of the AV Club.

"not complete without a little Franco"
*Culinary Pun Goes Here*

No one who has a dry sense of humor
has a dry sense of humor.

I thought that
read Christina Applegate.

The use of the word 'pretentious' makes my spidey-sense tingle.

how droll.