Not enough Squee
put more squee and delightful anachroinicity in there.

Great,
I hope they start stalking me at home until I finally bundle in a landline in order to save 5 bucks on internet service.

I have
absolutely no opinion about this.

Those Xanth books,
weren't THAT great (and sometimes they read like harlequin romance novels).

Shakespeare,
Shakespeare,

Oh Noes!
They be stealin' mah mountain!

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with..

Those two up there,
they look like the bitchiest celebrity judges on 'Project Runway'.

I assume Chris Cornell
is there to provide hair and make-up consultation.

Zeus could do it.

Shit yeah
He got a ice cream cone on his face.

Patton Oswalt
was high as a kite on Sugar Crisp cereal when he wrote that article for Wired.

Chloe Sevvveeveernneeeneee?

It's a slope indeed, building a criminal code around riveting documentaries.

Hoisted by my own petard!

Mariska Hargitay:
Sex.

Welcome, Mr. Bridges,
To the Uncanny Valley!

about time someone combined
the comic book genre's liberties with the female form and Britney Spears.

I loved Steven Soderbergh's remake
of 'Solaris', so by my own wildly subjective logic:

It makes perfect sense
that what Insane Clown Posse could barely articulate and end up giving the Interwebs ample ammunition for mockery/rage, Terence Malick could define and visually summarize; albeit waaaaaaaaaaayyyy after the initial ICP buzz.