Their faces say:
"Reality TV fame wants me to do WHAT in a sexually suggestive manner!?"

[insert whale penis/human vagina substitution joke here]

Alien: Paradise?
How about 'Alien: Nic Cage as Everybody'

I am not being troll-y
I always thought this was one of Matthew MConaughy's better roles. It played to his screwball strengths.

Ah-ha,
"EXCLUSIVE: FX president explains Terriers cancellation, why calling it Beach Dicks wouldn't have helped"….

An obscure Harlan Ellison reference
delivered in a casually challenging tone.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Fitty, obviously.
It's like a well-tailored suit on him.

Who dares impugn the fame
of Sir Peter Falk?

Don't change your name,
based on a TV show.

Dogstar, bitches.

"I see dead people."

a check of the exchange rates indicates 2.87 Hasselhoffs to the Norris.

I want to be a fly on the wall
in the room where Peter Jackson fires a guy for being too fat.

seconded.

'new leading manparts'…
heh.

I'll make you a deal
The SECOND she stops being a stunning looker with a pretty rad acting resume to boot, I'll stop letting her have TV shows.

Rosemary DeWitt
is my new Dana Delaney.

But I made YAMS!?

It was, but she couldn't spit out the lyrics while being my blowjob queen.