How are Harley Cokeliss
and Rowdy Harrington NOT the same person?

Tough call, but I'm giving Yummsh the win.

Maybe they could make a
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World comic based on this movie.

Jay-Z soundtrack, Kristal EVERYWHERE, JFK and RFK grinding like nobody's business.

Probably mentioned already, but Christina Hendricks…..

When's the Sean O' Neal-written A.V. Club Lexicon come out?
"Finger-rape"? A 9 out of 10 both in disturbing imagery and cleverness.

Same thing happened to me.

Say whatever you want. I tip my cap to your name, Neckbeard the Philatelist.

I drink your lasties. I drink it up.

Or at least b your l on her t's

Just asked Peter Jackson to throw something out of his garage, and this is what they got.

Who the fuck cares about
1991?

Pull the trigger on it,
'My Dinner With Andre' + 'Terminator' = 'Things to Do In Denver When You're Dead'.

Solved THAT problem,
NEXT!

nobody said stop.

Simon Belmont is clearly
not a Closer.

Yoko
Ruins Everything.

Fleeting glimpse?
Maybe too fleeting Guillermo, as my first impression of your scary monsters is that they look and act like these fellas from Galaxyquest:

I'd watch "Shit Smart People Say", right after "Ow, My Balls".

I'm halfway through
that sandwich I made earlier.