She probably is paid handsomely for reading those comics and sorting out the Spawn backstory.

I'm not a bad person, but I do like to kick puppies and burn down orphanages a few times a year.

There's a lot of creativity in theres.

meh, I may second the motion, I may not.

Yeah, right, Mr. Phipps,
Like I needed a lawsuit between Neil Gaiman and Todd McFarlane to teach me that lesson.

Rob Lowe:
He's a sneaky one.

Well that's super, Mr. Rodriguez,
I continue to move closer to the refrigerator to make a delicious sandwich, with deli fresh sliced roast beef and some provolone cheese.

Okay, O'Neal
Here's a quick review of the movies you're letting me know about as of 5:40 (Pacific Standard Time):

How did Speed 2: Cruise Control
Not get the title Titanic 2: Cruise Control? Because it preceded the movie Titanic? Pshaw, I say, that was merely foresight.

I'm going to start writing all my reports with
"From the mind of Grand Moff Ellen Barkin"

Don't care
You go tell that to Rusty in 'European Vacation'

Jesus K. Rist on a Toasted Bagel!
Where the hell did this come from?

Is that
Molotov Cocktease doing the narration at the beginning of the preview?

I was thinking of him as 'Todd' from 'A Life Less Ordinary'.

Well, to be honest,
This IS some good bonerin'…

Wait, are we talking about Sam Worthington or Chauncy from 'Being There'?

He's also better than you
at college-level math.

I often confuse Transformers with Transmorphers, to the delight of Netflix.

Like the original blurb:

SUPER DUPER!
NEAT-O!