I could listen to eleven minutes of Mordecai talking about Art School.

I once had a brief spiral into Bronyism a year or two ago, and the experience was really very much like Muscle Man's. Simultaneous horror and obsession.

Well, Al be quriky!

I know there's a few instances on Louie where that happens really nicely and organically. Like when Louie's down-and-out suicidal friend does one last open mic, and while the performance is really depressing, it's also pretty funny.

Don't watch Comedy Bang Bang with your parents.

I've watched a few episodes of Comedians in Cars getting Coffee, and while, yes, the editing is excellent, and can make up for the show's general emptiness, I seldom find it funny. Seinfeld jokes tend to fall flat on his own guests, and his constant theorizing on "the comedy mind" runs the gamut from unreliable to…

I want to say what character I love so much, but I love them all so much.

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That whole episode was excellent. Renting out a shuttle bus to a mountain, creating an increasingly absurd set of riddles, most of which can be answered with You are a Rock and driving three strangers into an impromptu, candid friendship all to dupe them out of forty dollars.

No Adventure Time, Orange is The New Black or Nathan for You? Okay.

At this point Jay is like a less interesting Donald Trump.

I agree. I'm so tired of the concept that the creation of, or the enjoyment, of anything mildly fantastic requires the viewer to be inebriated.

Did you really just spell Paul F. Tompkins "Paul F. Thompkin" or are there two gifted audio funnymen with such a name?

I've been waiting so long to say that, but I was afraid nobody would agree.

My issue with that is the paradox that many dangerously living artists live with. Whether or not it's true, their exists a perception that debauchorous activity, be it drugs, drinking, sleeping around, or just general audacity has brought out some excellent, excellent work. Meanwhile, Jay Z's rocketing rise to power…

I have no interest in the "edgy, dark-sided, cynical take on something that was once lightweight fun" genre, so I skipped High School USA, but I found Axe Cop to be extremely entertaining in the same way an episode of Regular Show or The Aquabats Super Show! is. Honestly, the show feels like it would be more at home…

I don't think AV Club has the resources to do a full, proper coverage the way larger sites that send multiple people do. With one person, there's really not much they can cover without showing some sort of bias in what is covered, and limiting it severely. There are so many sites covering individual panels anyway, I…

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Arrested Development ruined her for me.

I always imagined O'Neal being seven feet tall and wearing a giant snark neutralizer helmet. Mildly disappointed.