Why is PB so intolerant to magic in this episode when she played a central role in "Wizard Battle", an institution built entirely off of magic-use?

BREAKING: New Yorker still not as clever as it thinks it is.

Wa||-e

I'll take Rubber Soul Lennon over White Album Lennon anyday.

I had a great Dead Kennedys phase when I was little. On the last day of eighth grade, we were allowed to go into these old tunnels underneath the school and sign our names. I proudly tagged a DK there, along with a few other spots in the school. That school ended up getting demolished, but not before a scrawny kid…

The short-lived G4 animated sitcom, Code Monkeys.

I have a small electronic group that has released a 90+ minute mixtape already and we plan to release a pay album soon, and I would very much like to be on Pandora, but yeah, it's gonna be more for publicity than a source of money. At least it's better than spotify in the sense that with spotify, I literally have…

I thought it was the B-word from the Sea ward.

The "It wasn't a cow; it was just a tourist" gag, 
the "Roophore" bit
the entire character of China Garden

with his ding dong

So at this point can we all agree that whatever "light racism" Arrested Development has been trafficking in this season is bad? Because it's really, really bad.

Jake Junior's funeral is gonna be a really sad episode.

Not a huge fan of Burton's version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Its over-reliance on CGI was pretty cool in 2005, but when that stuff ages it ages. I honestly wish both versions had done more work on fleshing out the "nasty" children that Wonka, the insane, indulgent recluse he is, "punishes". Burton's makes…

Cha cha cha!Ooh La La!
Pizza!
Scooby Doo on Channel Two!
Frankenstein on Channel Nine!
Big Fat Lady on Channel Eighty!
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I am so sick of internet radio. The assumption that because you like x, you also like y, despite whatever claims of "music genetics" the eggheads will throw at you, it will never be much more than a series of songs in the same genre from about the same era. It's too bad radio has become so synonymous with sameness. I…

Well, financially….

I absolutely love whenever Mordecai harkens back to his art school days. Helps cement a theory of mine that this whole show is just a loose autobiography of J.G.'s life.

I legitimiately like the music of pussy riot. It's shitty in a way most modern punk bands are too advanced to do anymore. 

Truck me.

I was really hoping it was a show about iCarly's Sam, alone and frightened of the empty post-fame youth ahead of her, adopting a cat and descending into madness, but I guess that just means I'll be the first person to write a fanfiction about it.