Dear A.V. Club,

Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa, whoa.  Hold on a sec.  David Lynch voices a character on The Cleveland Show?  I may have to give it another shot…

I like to keep my material fresh.

ADDITIONAL COMMENTING

For me, it's a tie between Porco Rosso and The Castle of Cagliostro:  Somewhat understated adventure films in the vein of classic Hollywood complete with arresting action sequences, sumptuous scores (by turns joyful and swooning), and essentially kindhearted, semi-tragic heroes.  There is something so mournful and so…

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"The snake is long,
Seven miles,
Ride the snake."

This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us!

"That's not funny, Ruth, I was a slave!"

@breezybubbles:disqus Beautyandthebeast Breezybubbles?  A little heavy on the alliteration, don't you think?

@avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus I would love to hear "Bron-Y-Aur Stomp" on the radio, just once.  That would be awesome.

I think I'd go with "Tombstone Shadow," or maybe "It Came Out of the Sky."  It's just so hard to go wrong with Creedence.

FURTHER COMMENTING

Why should I believe you?  You're Hitler!

Sure, the cake will taste good, but where is the love?!

Looks like you win the grand prize!

I would also like to see more Proops coverage in this feature, if only to drum up some fan dialog.  There is not nearly enough Proops talk 'round these here parts.  I have spoken!

Behold the Man From the Future!

You have my sword.

Are we serious about the million comments?  I'll leave a pointless message, just in case.