Or sat on the invisible other hand 'til it went numb and given yourself an invisible stranger.

In addition to the valid reasons offered above, some people read Mein Kampf purely out of morbid curiosity.  Though, were I one such person, I would have to take a long, hard think (heh) before displaying a dogeared copy of Hitler's personal musings and, I have to assume, delightful strudel recipes in the middle of my…

Chief?

Don't look for it, @inko8:disqus .  You may not like what you find.

Well, thank God.  Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an organic hatefuck in the Midwest?  Man, I gotta head back to the coast.

Never forget (what 9/11 did to the Strokes)!

That was a banner news day for all Washingtonians, let me tell you.

Well, I have dabbled in ritual preservation, but I finally had to tell Wayne Newton, "Wayne" - I called him Wayne - I said, "Mr. Newton, I'm just your personal assistant, not a physician and you don't pay me nearly enough to deal with this every weekend.  And besides, this outfit?  Frankly, it's a little degrading."

Ah, but mules have been known to save spring break, from time to time.

I'd say, Cop Dog, by a mile, but I have always been more a mule person than a dog person.

[In the voice of Nick Nolte] The Government made McFarlane a goddamned vagina-killing machine!

Plus, unlimited zombie breadsticks.

@avclub-eb106695cc6be23b5f9f646780d5fb23:disqus For the last time, I do not want a subscription to The Monitor!

What if E-T and Mister T. had a baby, huh?  I think it would sound a little something like this: "I pity the foo' who don't…PHONE HOME!"

@avclub-97b2d5e5f92c333976018236d76658d9:disqus Now, look at me like I've been bad and look only at me!

Humidity is the real killer.  Dry heat's not so bad, as long as you dress for it, but there is no escaping the muggy discomfort concomitant with pronounced humidity.  I grew up in Seattle.  Mild weather, all year long.  Seldom too cold in the winter, with pleasant-enough springs, and just the right warmth in summer…

I thought undead Vincent Price made those with his grandson, Jody?

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus Can I buy drugs from you after you've bought them from @avclub-70d31b87bd021441e5e6bf23eb84a306:disqus ?  Frankly, I'd be scared to go into her apartment.

YEAH!

"Once you go walrus…"