Never gonna finish this feature, eh?

I'm telling you people, the Earth revolves around the Sun!

Why, Smithers doesn't even know the meaning of the word "gay."

I am shocked, SHOCKED to find that gambling is going on in here.

*Macross Plus* is an interesting choice.  What about it do you like so much?  Totally non-judgmental question, by the way.

For the love of God, yes.

I'm semi-with you.  I will come out and say that I do not like the English *Office* at all and that while I enjoy the second and third seasons of the American *Office* the rest of the show I can do without.

I'm embarrassed to say, I've never seen *Cleopatra*, but I think I'd dig it.  Cinematic excess, in the true sense (epic classic Hollywood spectacle), is just dandy, in my book.

And, really, I think it's fair to attribute many of the weak late-season entries to the writers redirecting their energy toward the creative powerhouse that is *Black Frasier*.

"So she had had that romance in her life: the Club had fapped for her sake.  He had never fapped like that himself towards any woman but he knew that such a fapping must be love."

"So she had had that romance in her life: the Club had fapped for her sake.  He had never fapped like that himself towards any woman but he knew that such a fapping must be love."

Oh, oh!  Love letter to Ryan Gosling, please!

Oh, oh!  Love letter to Ryan Gosling, please!

A distant God, to be sure.  One feels that Moses may be a run-of-the-mill nutjob hallucinating flaming shrubs and claiming "divine intervention" for natural phenomena: A real tension between faith and desperation that some films, shows, etc. fail to see in the source material, I'd say, but, then again, I'm just a cute…

"And thanks for the Fruitopia.  I hadn't had one of those in years!"

*The Ten Commandments,* no question.  Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Anne Baxter, Edward G. Robinson, and Vincent Price all chewing mad scenery in the same fucking film?  Are you kidding me?  Baxter and Brynner are sexy as all get out and hilarious, I might add, and Heston is allowed to go full-tilt Hestony batshit in…

You truly are the king of kings.

"HOMER NEEDS ROD"

Don Draper and Jaime Lannister: A mutual respect so attractively begrudging.

My God, Proops would manhandle the Academy and I would love every goddamned minute of it.