Ambulate.  Ambulate with extreme prejudice.

"Surprising," or "utterly appropriate?"  You be the judge.

"Surprising," or "utterly appropriate?"  You be the judge.

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus I *am* Prom Queen.  Right this very second I am sashaying around the office in a tiara, goosing co-workers with a little pink fairy wand, and singing "Truly Madly Deeply" at an inappropriately high volume, and the only thing I can taste is Olde English and Camel Filters.…

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus I *am* Prom Queen.  Right this very second I am sashaying around the office in a tiara, goosing co-workers with a little pink fairy wand, and singing "Truly Madly Deeply" at an inappropriately high volume, and the only thing I can taste is Olde English and Camel Filters.…

Oh, I gotcha.  He just want to fit in with the other aging rockers.

Unimaginative, that's for sure; and I might suggest it's time for another haircut, since you can't really call that Ronnie Wood bedheady 'do a "trademark" - unlike Morrissey's puffy pompadour jazz - and for God's sake, Johnny, you are just on the western side of 50, man.

Does Black Roger still put on the minstrel show at his wedding reception?  Spike Lee's gonna want some *Bamboozled* money for that.

"Do I smell vodka and wheatgrass juice?"

Very sad that it wasn't nominated.  I hope Anderson and Coppola pick up the Screenplay award, but I wouldn't begrudge the other nominees a win, either.

Ah, *Dead Man on Campus*.  Now, that there is an underrated picture.

Ansari family: Last known photo.

Hiyooooo!

"Survey says!" *BLAM*

A charming gentleman offered me a dry thespian outside the Circle K.  I think I might love him, but I won't be calling him back.

@Big_Knife:disqus @avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus "Sobknobbing"

I've gotta say, I'm not sure where you're coming from on "Over the Hills and Far Away", but I am tickled pink by this discussion.

@avclub-d71760750778a95386b703f5c9e474f0:disqus Howard Johnson is right!  And by that I mean, III is the best, according to my utterly subjective personal criteria.

Dingle is a beautiful town, no question.  And seriously, Irish traffic jams, right?  Fluffy bastards.

Well, I've never been, but everyone I know who's been to Italy says it's wonderful, so I'm sure you won't suffer by making the trip.  Keep at him about Ireland, though; you really should get out there sometime.