It's not on your list, so forgive me for getting off topic, but you would never regret a trip to Ireland.  If you'd like a metropolitan vacation, Dublin is the obvious choice and it is a lovely city, or if you feel in the mood for country, you can't go wrong with County Mayo - Westport, Achill Island, or Cong would be…

While I agree with the sentiment that nudity need not be considered pornographic, isn't it more a question of intention and presentation?  Playboy is, after all, a "gentlemen's magazine" and the pictures are *intended*, primarily, to arouse - whether or not they do seems another matter entirely (damn you, internet!).

*Slams studio door, cruelly*

Party on, contest winners.

"Everybody Loves Hypnotoad"!

We're through the looking glass, here, people.

You can't fight corporate America

"There are two rules to remember, if you want to have a good time…"

@avclub-e46fa50c967edb3d8391cc2fa53f6c6f:disqus Before you film the pilot, will you hold open casting for Robot Son, or simply build one yourself?

And a tiny digital Nugent with a tiny digital Huckabee awkwardly jamming "Cat Scratch Fever" in the bottom, right-hand corner of your screen, all goddamned night.

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I think it's more an internal conflict they take out on each other: In this case, for one to offer the brofist, by way of coital congratulations, would be to acknowledge his mom is, in fact, hot.  Realizing a latent…(ahem) appreciation for his mother, one suffers a neurotic fit and attempts to oceanic-homicide his bro.

INTIBID?  There's something of a ring, but how do we market it?

Mistah Eddie's fazza?

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus If he hasn't already.

*ASSUMES SPIRIT FORM OF DAN QUALYE. MISSPELLS POTATO.*

There say.  There castle.

That was really uncalled-for, Senator.

@avclub-efcc79cfc5561550c0753c3b7cffa208:disqus Those blintzes were lousy!

@avclub-0d04659047f95a243e71c97e64ae4812:disqus A dubious honor shared, I'd say, with Richard Linklater (whose face is not terribly punchable).