Had a British Invasion on my soggy morning run:

That's some shit that needs fucked. Ugh.

So sorry to hear about your mother's doggy. RIP Leiah

Congratulations on such a momentous milestone and for being willing to share this journey here. Many blessings to your friends and supporters along the path.

Do you cyborg?

That one takes The Rose.

D'oh!

You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front lawn.

BENGHAZI!

Whatvian?

Wasn't bad for a rainy, humid weekend in August in Arkansas. Had a good weekend of movies, TV, food and beer.

BEAKER IS A GREAT MUPPET!

Don't you think that would be fucking distracting??

Commenting on the AV Club ain't like dusting crops, boy. Without precise calculations, you'll fly right through a Dawes reference or bounce too close to canceraids and that would end your thread real fast.

C'mon, don't you have a reunion to spare? You can't spare a reunion?

No, it wasn't until Death Star II that the Empire had to hire the sexy Brazilian independent contractors. The first Death Star was built by the Imperial military industrial complex itself. Didn't Clerks teach us anything?

Where's Wookiepedia to give us the bio on Manuel Elazar Bothens?!?

I don't think the movie was bad for what it was…it's just that connecting it to that book, which I thought was an often clever and inventive take on the zombie thing, put it at a deficit. The book, with it's sprawling scope and anthology-style look at the zombie apocalypse may be unfilmable as a movie but I think…

T&A? I can't think of a better line item to double your budget on.

And Legs.