Directed by Russ Meyer… if only.

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Highlander 2: The Quickening

General Indifference *salute*

Man, the AV Club has tied me in some emotional knots this week with this Week of 1996. I got married in August 1996 to my college sweetheart. That marriage ended in 2012. So it’s been strange thinking back to that time period on what would have been my 20th wedding anniversary. 1996…when I was 25 and thought I was…

Don't give them any ideas.

There she was, just a walking down the street singing: "Bow Wow Diddy Dum-Diddy Doo…"

The safe word is "Rarrgh…arr…"

"A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio."

I'm up all night to Get Loki?

Excuse me, you guys are going to have a Suicide Squad review in your Suicide Squad content??

PIDGEY…HAS TAKEN MY POTIONS,
TAKEN MY BALLS
TAKEN MY REVIVE
LEFT ME TOO FAR FROM A GYMMMMM

Cartwright?!

You don't miss an angle.

You do make interesting comments.

Thanks, Obama.

Oops. I was not aware that this movie existed. I must find it an devour it.

Cheech and Chong angrily tweet Ron Jeremy's cell phone number.

That makes me feel Ravenous.

I think you better check you math on that.

[Cleverly terrible pun]