Desire to Create Next Harry Potter
He sure uses a creative interpretation of the word "create."

They would probably build a Washbot and a Bookbot. Hopefully, they would spout non-sequiturs in addition to having detailed files about their actual personalities (and pleasing Zoe (Washbot) and Jayne (Bookbot)).

Finally
We will have the proof that Firefly is the greatest sci-fi show ever because its science is good science approved by a physicist.

P.S.
I'm definitely stealing "We demand more of something we like."

That's more like it. This is the AV Club. Act like it.

You're ruining the outrage!
(In Hans Moleman voice) Some people are trying to see the outrage.

Sequel Outrage 2: The Re-Outraging
Is this still the same outrage as from the past decade, or is the the more expensive, flashier, but ultimately emptier outrage?

I thought we were only going after fictional characters, but if we are allowed real people, BILL. MURRAY.

Sum Guy, a greased palm isn't nearly enough. It'd have to be a greased palm reaching out of a grave to vote for Kennedy. Obviously.

Chicago
What statue should we get? The Blues Brothers to remind us about the importance of music and Catholic schools? Kevin McCallister to remind us to always know where our kids are? Batman to remind us that some great movies were made here, but don't actually take place here?

I forgot to mention a certain character with puppet cancer.

Another thing to remember is that "worst" is a relative term, and even the "worst" Whedon show is better than the best episodes of certain other shows.

On the special edition version, there definitely is. I've done it. But finding it is way too difficult.

McBeth
Can we next get a version of MacBeth financed by McDonald's and featuring the citizens of McDonaldland? Ronald can play King Duncan, Mayor McCheese as MacBeth, and the Fry Guys as the Witches.

I like the way you think, though.

Bialystock and Taymor
Does anyone else get the feeling that Julie Taymor is trying to pull off a Producers?

I'm not a sports fan, so I don't know the difference between modern and 80s logos.

NFL Pop Culture Ad
Were those scenes of TV shows in the "NFL has the greatest fans" ad digitally altered to have the characters wearing NFL attire? I don't remember seeing any episode of Seinfeld or How I Met Your Mother in which the characters are wearing all that regalia (though I have not seen every episode of…

Deleted Scene
The DVDs for Angel Season 3 contain a deleted scene (something rare in these sets) for Waiting in the Wings. I will not spoil it, but you must watch it. It is amazing.

Agreed, Crackberry Crunch. Labeling laws are crazy.