@Dave78
The Borg cube that Q sent the Enterprise to was a scout ship on its way to the Federation. The Borg found out about the Federation about 20 years before, when 7 of 9's parents' shuttle was captured by the cube they were studying. Q did the Federation a favor by sending the Enterprise there, I promise you.

Are there no orphanages in Star Trek?
Seriously, if I was the Aldeans, i would've contacted the Federation and told them that I had a planet full of happy foster families for all the orphans of the world. And seriously, how are seven children supposed to jumpstart an entire race? Are they supposed to have like 20…

@Bad Horse
I really don't understand the hate that Masks gets! Its a reasonably interesting story; the Enterprise (and Data) being transformed against its will in order to reenact the mythology of a long-dead civilization. Spiner does a good job with the multiple personalities, and all in all its a nice change of pace…

@JammerJim
Actually, the holosuite in Quark's has malfunctioned on at least two occasions I can remember. The first was in the episode where Sisko starts hallucinating cause the holodeck's plasma conduit exploded in his face. This is strange, because normally this kills people, but whatever. The second is the episode…

Question:
I know that Earth isn't supposed to have a monetary economy anymore, but are you really telling me that the crew of the Enterprise puts themselves in THAT much danger for no compensation at all?

True story…
My mom is an audio engineer who writes music on the side. One of her songs was gonna feature Lil Wayne, but that fell through cause he didn't really suit the project. A few days later, Lil Wayne's booking agent approached my mom for a $40,000 investment to throw a Super Bowl/goodbye party for him since he…

True or false:
This guy is a perfect blend of Postal Service and Hellogoodbye.

I AM
CAPTAIN PLANET!

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EL PRIMERO!

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I swear to God…
Every one of these screamo bands is the same setup, decent high-pitched singer with an Auto-Tune IV hooked into his jugular, the screamer whose parts you dread, the laughably generic backup band. HATE.

Hey Car Thief, 2,4,5 TMA is a carcinogen with no psychoactive effects. Can I suggest maybe some lysergic acid diethylamide instead?

I Just Watched an Episode of ToS…
And holy shit, that show is SO LAME ITS RIDICULOUS. TNG is so much better. ToS is absolute shit.

According to my calculations…
Asking your parents to drop you off at the forest is like saying, "Hey Mom, I'm gonna go smoke some pot now. Can you pick me up after I'm done hugging the trees?"

According to my calculations…
Love is a battlefield where men and women make babies and raise them as soldiers in the Sex War.

According to my calculations…
27.925 % of the attendees to this exhibit will come in, ask for Jack Skellington, and then leave.