Yeah Margot Robbie is perfect casting for Harley Quinn! Too bad she's being wasted in this shitty thing.

Also it had that thing where it has kids from outside the main cast in it which always freaked me out when I was kid because they always looked weird and slightly out of phase with the peanuts universe.

My dad used to play that thing all the time and even when I was an eight year old I thought it was unfunny as shit. Boomers man…

I didn't actually know this was a thing. Taking two out of context words from a review and plastering it on a DVD cover to imply a critic liked a movie is appalling form in my opinion. If I was AA Dowd I would sure as shit want to qualify that garbage.

Dear Obummer, you're going to have to take my guns out of my cold dead hands. Also do something about better female representation in hollywood. Love Tasha Robinson.

Has anyone read that awful Red Hood and the Outlaws book? Jason Todd and Roy Harper are collectively the worst superheroes anywhere ever. They're like an eleven year old's idea of what a bad-ass is. Everything they do is all "yeah that's right I'm smoking, are you SHOCKED Batman/DAD???"

Yeah but he never started wars and flooded an entire city and almost fucked a guy's wife all while wearing a tiny green speedo. Advantage: Namor.

I hit your mom's switch.

It's almost as if the internet in 2015 isn't already 90% clickbait articles about MCU easter eggs and interconnectedness. (The other 10% is MCU casting speculation).

"MCU primer and also why comics culturally peaked in 1967 and then all wars stopped forever and everyone became sexually liberated thanks boomers. Here's some information in a box about investing in real estate the end."

Aquaman wishes he could fuck a fish that wet noodle.

No.

Um Namor is an angry, bitchy man in a tiny speedo who has sex with everything, how is Aquaman v Namor even a proper contest.

I watched like eight seasons of Melrose Place and I can't tell who any of these people are.

Where I'm from we called them "shaggin' wagons" but now I'm a grown adult I just call them panel vans.

I don't want to be a snob here but: "An incredible mystery with some of the best action sequences I have ever read" is a stupid fucking sentence in the context of identity crisis.

He has such a punchable face. I think about how someone with such a bad face has 8000000x more money than me and I cry.

Does he defy the stuffy dance academy teachers by incorporating fresh hip hop street movies into his traditional ballet routine???

Do you like watching boring people frown a lot and walk through boring forests except sometimes when they're frowning a lot in a barn??

In the better version in my head it's a hilarious stand-off between 1984's favourite songstress Cyndi Lauper and the wacky nuns from Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.