Ugh you always try to push your "agenda" in everyone's faces, Dikachu,

"I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."

"Her tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad."
"Mournful. She has mournful tits. They’re like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra."

All your mothers are menstruating walruses.

Man I haven't had a wire job in years.

I also love ignoring context—we should hang out.

No the ass Shakespeare play is Coriolanus

Tourism makes us a lot of money. She's a total doofus but whatever, keeps the city alive I guess.

I heard all y'all trumpeting Teti as the best writer on here but my god if this article didn't prove it. Rarely do I read reviews that heavily employ symphonic metaphors and don't make me vomit. After reading a number of his writings, I realize what sets Teti apart is he fucking knows what he is writing about, like,…

One of the best endings in television comedy history

All I see is Jim Belushi

I was about to say:

Yeah. That's pretty fucking backwards to think that way. People have the right to make whatever they want about their life public.

MIRTHLESS AND ROTE! MIRTHLESS AND ROTE!

And Geoffrey Arend is also supremely charming and talented—but his like, tidy Joe Lo Truglio look has gotten in his way more than it's helped, which is too bad

Black Queen by Queen anyone?

Paul Newman. Not Newman. Jesus.

I'd actually argue it was the Lincoln Lawyer. While it wasn't this great piece of cinema by some auteur, it was his first performance where people were like "Oh shit I forgot people were comparing him to Newman in the 90s"

Todd liked this post? Oh man that's great

Wait, what is this product?