Doc Hammer for Doctor Strange

Angie, baby. Come back to me. I got something Google ain't.

*takes second "mic" out of pocket, audience screams*

I won't ignore you I love you

No yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and upvote even the shittiest attempt

Don't recall who it was, but it may have been you who wrote about TMBG's "Older". My love for them has been historic since. Enjoy.

And how come when I stab people there are no sparks and mini-explosions?!

And the computer is so slow it virtually never ends!

That's not even a reply to your comment. I'm gonna sit this one out.

I abstained one night. But drinking has been bad. That's life though.

Goddammit slide me another!

I just got out of a relationship. And it has colored this post. But I'm weirdly glad. It's an internet comment shouted into the void, but I'm too emotional to let that kind of sense calm me. This is a voice though, so. I'm putting it out there to a community I respect, who know me, but don't know me. Thanks. Anyway:

NO JUST SALMONELLA AND IT IS TERRIBLE

I am fed up with this world!
*deletes AV Club account, non chalantly destroys apartment, humps ElDan's Mom's dress and shoots self*

You're not my fucking mother!

If you were wondering whether or not your tendency to work The Room quotes into a sizable chunk of your comments was appreciated, wonder no longer. Please keep your stupid comments out of your pocket.

Yeah, what I said above to the other commenter, madmeme. I'm very glad there are people on this website who can help parse this stuff out for me. Thanks a lot.

That's true. Yeah.It definitely lacked a sexual component. Huh. See, I was having difficulty separating the act from the intention. Because if Teddy Jr. perceives himself to be sexually assaulted, then I feel he is. Though it definitely helps me better understand Daniel's intention, and by granting it its own place in…

I suppose that is fair, and in the spirit of Rectify, to question these types of things. However, if someone exposes you, and in anyway disrupts an area of your body you'd consider "off limits" due to the sexual nature of that area of your body, without permission, I tend to categorize that as assault. Even if it's…

I am commenting to ensure there are comments. Rectify is a beautiful, touching, defiantly ambiguous program. Inspiringly ambiguous. This episode was good, as they all are, and I am vastly enjoying the maturity of the program in regards to Daniel's inarguable sexual assault of Ted Jr. The show understands that what…