Oh shit is this a Johnny Xtreme reference?

I'd like to bend this sequel over the barrel and show it the 50 states

Yeah we gotta reward the Netflix model. This is silly.

I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN WEEKS BUT GAIA HOLDS ME TO HER BOSOM

For it's sake, let's hope it remains merely aware of it's shame, and not feel it as well.

Same thing happened to me.

YOU CAN'T WIN WITH HATRED. Joking aside, that's why.

Edgy.

My new job made me get an AOL/AIM account. The banner on the website says "OMG since 1997". So take solace that it's self aware.

God's Lonely Commenters

I can't help but worry how messed up Annie's Boobs must've been from the gas leak, living in the vent and all

"If…" starring Malcolm McDowell (who was in Community! Wowza gang!)

I wonder if this topic will interest anyone…

Remember imperialism? Well it's back! This time in World Cup form!

Rawr!

I vote on getting "zakk Wylde" to take care of all celebrity ne're-do-wells, brandishing a literal axe shaped like his Les Paul.

Batman's a scientist

I have no idea what you mean
*tucks it in*

Ah, just like Dad.

Predator's can't find later-period Wes Anderson characters! They live in only two dimensions!