Great camouflage technique!
*ducks*

KISS KISS SHAME SHAME MR. BLACK!!!

Hari Rama

EAT IT

*turns bird inside-out*

"Honey does this make my sex-life look impressive?"

It's like someone screencaptured a touring list from a guy's pocket

What are "near-club level" beats? Is it a geographical descriptor?
"Bro check these beats! Sounds just like inane chatter outside of a club"

Meanwhile his typewriter is "stuck somewhere in the couch"

My marriage is half-decomposed, but drinking always makes it seem like it's still a good idea.

I mean crushing Chilean skulls.

I thought so. In my defense, whenever he talked, I was more distracted by what he was doing, than anything he was saying.

Did The Mountain talk like this? I'm genuinely curious.

"Just a little *BonerTime* may do this show some good. By that I mean sex."

Spoken like a true Office fan. Now go get a job!
*thinks about getting up from bed*
*fixes underwear instead*

I hang out with very busy people who hate television, so I feel no pressure there. Luckily they drink too.

Eldan's mom locked her in the basement again huh? These guys gotta get a hold of their moms.

I don't know, people have come to expect the whole series to be released at once. People would be upset. Then again they raised the prices and lowered the selection and Netflix has only gotten popular since—so I guess that's entirely possible.

I think there's enough social pressure at this point for people to watch these Netflix series at once that they don't have to worry about that kind of thing. Everyone wants to be up to date on "Orange is the New" and "House of Spacey". It's my office's entire conversational-oeuvre

Super-bingeing is just having a job and then at some point having a weekend with nothing to do. Or if you're me, just weekends.