Anne Boleyn beheaded? SPOILER ALERT!

Here's all I know about Duck Dynasty. I'm not saying it's all I NEED to know, but it's all I care to know:

Was it just me, or did Fik-Shun almost drop Allison on the lift from behind where she started with two straight legs (looked like she managed to shift and avoid landing on her head), and this was completely ignored by the judges? ("…can do no wrong", etc).

Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them is a nightmare.

Out of superstition we usually refer to it as "The Park Slope Program"

Wow, talk about click bait. Well, I'm certainly not going to fall for it— D'OH!

I was never a big fan of Malece so this may be a biased speculation, but I wonder if there was more to it than we got to see, like for instance maybe she was difficult to work with and/or got the thumbs down from the choreographers — but the judges had never had the chance to do anything about her since she'd never…

Yeah, it's not blowing me away, but it's better than most. I can take some plot dumbness if the character stuff's good — which it is, mostly, so far. (Have I hedged my bets enough?)

Totally agree with this. Carly was pretty useless, but she realized she was out of her depth and kept it short. Unlike Erin Andrews, as you mention and — I may get jumped on here — Christina Applegate. Keep it short and sweet and stop trying so hard to impress us with the terminology, Christina! There, I said it.

Ditto on liking BluPrint's personality. It was time for him to go, but I didn't want to see him try to GO BIG with crazy facial expressions and the like — it would have been obviously not true to what seems to be a fairly normal, subdued, genuine, cool-guy-to-hang-out-with kind of guy.

In other news, "Invisible Ink" may be the most perfect song ever.

Apropos to nothing, whenever Andy says "Hey, Vampire Bill," I want Bill to answer back "What, HUMAN Andy?"

So that's who that was! I thought it was Kyle Gass and was waiting for him to whip out an acoustic and play us some tasty licks.

Well I'll be. Now I'll get even less work done.

As a guy who plays saxophone, but typically does not wear hats while doing so, I applaud this.

If you recordin' / you'd best be usin' a Samsung
Next bitch that doesn't / is gonna be windin' up hamstrung

"With its decidedly non-weird hand feel, the iPhone makes you feel like you could record Jay-Z all day!"

I am literally angry with rage!

Yeah, I know, "magic xylophone" and all that, but I've never been able to picture the construction process for a giant throne made of blades melted together by dragonfire. I'm hoping it involved a dragon holding a few swords in his little T-Rex hand, blasting them, slapping them onto a vaguely chair-shaped pile, then…

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