On the OP's original topic, I had a vague fear it might be Ferrell for some nonsense reason. Very glad it wasn't; Ferrell was the least interesting part of last season.

By the power of Gayskull!

Now we know
So that's what happened to biastioc.

Over 2 weeks late here so nobody's going to read it but: holy shit, I always assumed this song was by Weird Al.

WHAT THE GHAHK?
I think most everyone is jumping to the conclusion that the attacker is Hispanic based on the assertion that he "spoke no english".

*Summer Glau maces scotteb*

Can we begin referring to her as "Multiple Emmy Award Snubbed Cat Deeley"?

Heck yeah! Before I gave up on Idol, one of the things that really bugged me about Ryan Seacrest was when he used to challenge the judges under the pretense of sticking up for the performer but mostly just to create drama. "WTF do you know, you talking Ken doll," I would yell.

I do hope this happens. I enjoy "Back to Black" so much and have been selfishly thinking how much it would suck if she didn't survive to make more great music I could enjoy. Yes I made it all about me.

Danny Glover has clearly stated, he's too old for this shit.

That fucking "sting" noise
The remake may lead others to the original and may even be good on its own so I'll resist the urge to wail and gnash.

"The journey" vs. dance — *cough*JOSE*cough*
I'm getting pretty tired of the emphasis on the dancer's "journey." Yes, when there's noticeable improvement, call attention to it. A compelling backstory is also OK, but you've got to be able to keep up with the other dancers. The attempted stacking of the deck, with the…

also: Fuckin' MARRIAGES, how do they WORK?

"i will KNIFE one of those MOTHERFUCKERS (who doesn't approve of this marriage, as well as bring the wrath of) fifty four FORGED POWERS OF ATTORNEY (upon the same)" -Courtney Love er Michelle er Love

GREENLIGHT THAT BITCH

WTF is the issue with Obama and the teleprompter? Every goddam president since the invention of the teleprompter has used a goddam teleprompter!

Also, there is no alternate angle feature replacing Daria with Koski.

"Seriously, a wizard may arrive precisely when he means to, but feel free to concentrate and let fly the seeds of passion ANY TIME NOW, young Frodo. My arm is fucking cramping up."

Lip sync please god no
So was the video/audio sync just off for me, or did I really just watch somebody lip-syncing something that only required reciting?

It's sad but true, my brain is mostly filled with old Onion articles and Simpsons references.