Exactly, Dr. R.

Totally enhanced!
Fuck it, we're going 5-D with this one!

The hammer turns out to be merely a hammer and NOT, as he hints, his penis.

LOL THAT IS SO RANDOM!

Then they should've gone with STUNT THUMBS too. Yeesh!

Boop, beep, boop, boo-beepy-boop…
Is anyone else tempted to flood those mailboxes with links to the hundreds of youtube videos of people playing the Super Mario theme on various instruments and objects? Just me? OK.

Losers FTW!
heh

Rasputin's 'stache wasn't that impressive, but that beard, whoa Nellie!

Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35
Unfortunately, it's "Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35" http://www.theonion.com/con…

That's some quality hate right there. "Do you want to look down one day and find that you're plastic from the waist down and your underwear has fused to your body like some grotesque sexless, off-brand Barbie?"

Bill wants what Bill wants
Bill might act like he has a long-term plan but he shows time and again he is willfully blind to the possibility of anything not turning out exactly the way he wants it. One telling moment in this episode was his willingness to accept Ben's false admission, because surely Margene wouldn't…

I missed my prom cause I was at my girlfriend's prom. She lived in another town, you wouldn't know her.

He's not your fuck buddy, pal.

Life support nitpick
I really love this show and am so glad it's back. And I LOVED this episode.

Yeah! And bring back Jaye P. Morgan!

Gotta agree with you ZMF, that was pretty fucking poetic.

this is fucking awesome
"never did i intend on allowi"

The New Christy Minstrels totally ripped off the Old Christy Minstrels. I know what you're thinking — why didn't the Old Christy Minstrels just call themselves the Christy Minstrels if they were around first? Fuck if I know, what do I look like, some obsessive Old Christy Minstrels fan?

Hey, would you ask Tom Petty that question?

(golf clap)