This is going to sound condescending, but I think starpower is important for people who wouldn't consider themselves "cinephiles". I'll watch stuff directed by directors I like, or that critics I trust have reviewed favorably, but most people couldn't name you a single director, except for maybe Spielberg, and they…

There was a ska band in my hometown called 2 Stone 2 Skank back in the late '90s. True story.

Yeah, shame on us for living on another continent.

What killed the movie for me was when the dork ended up happily writing everyone's essay while they made out around him. Fuck this movie.

Sorry to be the one to tell you, but it actually came out in 2014, starring Larry the Cable Guy. I wish I was joking.

Why would they run into each other at an audition? It's not like they're going after the same roles…

How about the exact opposite : the first Sugar Ray album was hardcore punk. Bad harcore punk. The singer actually screamed and everything. And then, they did "Someday". And played themselves in the Scooby Doo movie.

That's officially the best typo of the day.

Wu-Tang me too for 2010, which resulted in me exploring hip hop for the first time in my life this year.

"… even that time Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face."
This just made my day. And spit my gum on my screen.

Aside from the "buried alive" thing, that actually sounds like me calling Rogers' tech support.

I personnally enjoy engaging in simulated sex when I'm in Toronto.

Noonan is the greatest character actor working today. Harry Dean Stanton comes close, but I prefer creepy understatement as opposed to his hillbilly gentleman thing.

*cough* MySpace *coughcough*

Are those balls? Because last time we came, those were balls.

I never really got all the heat he received because he was narcissistic. Of course, he plays the lead in his two movies, but so did Woody Allen, Francois truffaut (sometimes) and Clint Eastwood. And he comes off those movies not just unlikable, but purely disgusting. He may get blown in the Brown Bunny, but he also…

We just say sausage.

I was VERY happy about Frank Darabont's first draft. But did they listen to me ? DID THEY?

Were they pissing and puking at the same time? On purpose? Outside?