As of yesterday she is FORTY SEVEN, you, you, you…Electric Donkey Bottom-Biter!

The Koch Brothers.

What do you call a Bronte Sister who just got fucked in the ass?

Just imagine if it were "Fukungaga."

"The only interesting thing about this was the … snatch … in the trailer. Scored …"

Yeah, but she was being a bitch.

I would sooner, except the penalties, kill a man than a hawk.

Zat vould be "Noirgo."

My Moe-Roccan Neighbors Won't Stop Their Damned Ululating

And Repeat are on a bridge. Pete and Pete jump off.

Look down.

Look up.

This is the longest sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit ever.

Yeah, it's a James Franco series.

Secretly switching all the test tube samples with his own.

Tightass Androgynous.

Yeah, like Colonel Mustard in the Billiard Room.

The Niggar Gen'ral. The Hoopleheads did it.

Sounds a lot like Slumdog Millionaire. They used a bunch of Indian kids for Gritty Realism and left them in abject poverty once filming wrapped up. One of the little girls just lost everything she owned (which wasn't much) when her house burned down. Too bad that movie didn't make any money.

Emphasis on "was," I'm sure.