You know,
The wind wasn't the ONLY thing that was massively blowing, Julie.

Carl Showalter > Michael Showalter

I actually used to live on Diane Lane.

So rise again why don't ya.

John Brown and Frederick Douglass both wrote and said repeatedly that the racism among Southerners was tame compared to that among Northerners. In the South it was casual and restrained; in the North it was out in the open and addressed directly with a vehemence that was considered taboo below the Mason-Dixon line.

Twas once in the saddle I used to go dancing;
Twas once in the saddle I used to go gay.
My unicorn pony with pixies went prancing.
The pixies had AIDS, and I'm dying today.

"I see by your bow tie that you're a Professor."
These words he did say as I slowly walked by.
"Come sit down beside me and be my Confessor,
For I'm shot in the chest, and today I must die."

I honestly don't get it. By "blow" do you mean inflate? Like the hump is an air bubble?

The Fighter Reloaded: Stalking Random Chinamen with Nail-Studded Two-by-Fours.

It was a great piece of aut. You're very autistic.

Frankly my dear, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!!!!!

Jackson really, really, REALLY likes to play golf, so I think that's why he's such a shameless slummer. He's the John Boehner of Hollywood.

Clever.

I regret having missed the montage of the greatest Oscar montages.

I only saw the last half hour of it and when Hathaway was grasping his arm and speaking her lines and he was sorta looking off in the other direction like he was uncomfortable and really wanted to get away from her, like she was Jerry's late Uncle Leo or something.

JAMES FRANCO JAMES FRANCO JAMES FRANCO JAMES FRANCO

I wanted to like it but I just couldn't handle the fact that he was blind…and that he listens to an ipod alone at night in the middle of nowhere.

STOP IT!!! YOU'RE A TEACHER!!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUNG WOMEN!!!! YOU CAN'T!!!!

If you ask it if it's a gimmick, it wins.

I love Goodfellas, but I do think Dances With Wolves was more deserving of best picture. It ain't easy coordinating a buffalo hunt.