Flashback to "You guide me! You guide me!" —Mike Myers massaging a side of beef in "So I Married an Ax Murderer."

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@avclub-0806ebf2ee5c90a0ca0fd59eddb039f5:disqus   Lorien was well acted and decently written, I thought, but I could hardly stand to look at him. For the first few episodes he appeared in, I kept expecting him to go, "Actually I'm Satan, didn't you know? Bwa-ha-ha!"

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@avclub-0806ebf2ee5c90a0ca0fd59eddb039f5:disqus   Lorien was well acted and decently written, I thought, but I could hardly stand to look at him. For the first few episodes he appeared in, I kept expecting him to go, "Actually I'm Satan, didn't you know? Bwa-ha-ha!"

I took it as more of a "hide in plain sight" kind of thing. He's always in bars and casinos, no non-Centauri would understand the significance of the object, and it would be worse for people to take note of shady characters coming and going from his diplomatic residence. His body, not to mention his hair, would block…

I took it as more of a "hide in plain sight" kind of thing. He's always in bars and casinos, no non-Centauri would understand the significance of the object, and it would be worse for people to take note of shady characters coming and going from his diplomatic residence. His body, not to mention his hair, would block…

When I tagged other commenters, it wouldn't let me post. Had to change them to plain text.

When I tagged other commenters, it wouldn't let me post. Had to change them to plain text.

Fortunately or unfortunately I had a new (to me) pop culture meme on hand when watching Ladira do that schtick—I just envisioned her as saying, "Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man….

Fortunately or unfortunately I had a new (to me) pop culture meme on hand when watching Ladira do that schtick—I just envisioned her as saying, "Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man….

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Okay, something about the way you worded that has me envisioning Londo giving G'Kar "all six," and that's just… wrong…

Okay, something about the way you worded that has me envisioning Londo giving G'Kar "all six," and that's just… wrong…

Great as that "mini-arc" is, you really, really need to spoiler-warn this entire post.

Great as that "mini-arc" is, you really, really need to spoiler-warn this entire post.

I wish I had rage-quit that Covenant garbage. I forced myself through at least the first two trilogies. I don't remember if there was a third around when I read them, or if I read it, but gah!

I wish I had rage-quit that Covenant garbage. I forced myself through at least the first two trilogies. I don't remember if there was a third around when I read them, or if I read it, but gah!

So in spite of your previous post declaring yourself as thoughtful and open-minded in a new way due to your recent experiences, you now demonstrate that you haven't really abandoned an inch of your previous views.

So in spite of your previous post declaring yourself as thoughtful and open-minded in a new way due to your recent experiences, you now demonstrate that you haven't really abandoned an inch of your previous views.

A depressingly eye-roll inducing confession is now in order to support the point I am about to make—I am in the process of attempting to write a fantasy novel (if the shame doesn't stop me). Anyway, after getting some workshop feedback, I started making a list of phrases that I was using repeatedly and did a search on…