We didn't land on Planet X, Planet X landed on us!

(Golf clap)

Where i grew up, they were called 'steamed hams'

That beat is a thing of beauty, i could listen to it all day just by itself*. And then there's those subtle production touches (that wah-wah sample is just perfect) and of course Rakim's inimitable flow. One of their best, which in my book puts it pretty high in the ranking for best of all time.

Man, the comments here… it's like when i visit the US, and Fox News is playing on a TV in Dunkin Donuts or something, and yup, they really are yelling about Benghazi or Bill Ayers or Gay Muslims funded by George Soros abortions, and i find myself being genuinely surprised something that stupid and shitty truly exists.

i'm seeing double! Four etc.

He's funny, but i'm pretty sure he's Hispanic. i cannot personally vouch for his genitalia however.

CSI: But I can't find the 'any' key

The only white male Daily Show correspondent left was Jason Jones, but everyone knows he's not going anywhere because he's fucking terrible.

Nah man, at the end of the season it turns out the dark carnival is actually God, returned to rid the world of fuckin' magnets once and for all

"We also have a murderous artist character named Ouchy Doodles"

Fact check: the rational and the intelligent are not key demos

It's just a phase, he's experimenting

They didn't include Trogdor because they didn't want all the other dragons to feel bad.

They should really rename this feature 'Bad Job, Intern At (AV Club)!' because these things are increasingly dumb and badly done and no one likes them and you should feel bad if you thought this was good.

(Slew of racist comments, followed by non-racists who can't spell telling them they're wrong, followed by spambots, followed by racist spambots)

A rainforest? That sounds wet.

How about in dog years?

The Hobbit Ritchie: Say You, Say Me

What's a battle?