P is for Psycho!

13 & God - Superman on Ice (http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Needs more forced winking whimsy! And hippity-hop dancing! http://www.youtube.com/watc…

"Sorry, this is a Frappuccino stand, the bags are for display only."

Back story: The rich girls loved hanging out at Greg's sack-polishing stand. He didn't say much, but he listened a lot.

Fact check: Quakers feel that collared shirts are immodest, and instead opt for a more traditional ruffled poet blouse.

On the other hand, he's totally right and the remake sucked ass balls.

i think it would be funny if the camera panned away from Josh to reveal a completely deserted office, and then zoomed in on one of the windows to reveal all the recently departed AV Club staff having a wild party across the street.

Ooh, real Bangladeshi child-hide!

Fuck this photo. Caption: And then an atomic bomb dropped nearby and these preppy dipshits contracted severe radiation sickness and became horribly disfigured and died alone in seaside caves.

Dactopi

This is a fuck

SLLLLLLUUUUURRRRRPPPPP

Man, that Mussolini Motherfucker had swag. #swag

Mmmm heart cookies

If Choose Your Own Adventure becomes a movie, can the Hardy Boys be far behind? Oooh ooh - a Hardy Boys-Tom Swift CROSSOVER movie! And then maybe someone will make the Song of Albion trilogy into a 9-film epic.

Theater is for faggots
It's as gay as fucking magnets
Also rhyming is pretty gay too

"I… love… hard on… a lot" - olive snook

The A.V. Club

(Slide whistle)