"Oh thank goodness, i've been wearing this shirt for months. Everything's coming up Paul Walker now!"

That's not La Pipe.

Paul Walker, professional stand-off-to-the-side-and-watch-Vin-Diesel-er.

Mmmm yes, hold me

"Shut your fucking face, shirted man."

"This is an F Sixth Minor. You know, like you."

"Rock, paper, tiny tent"

i really like this one.

"i don't know man, Woodward said he'd be here like an hour ago."

"Nah bro, mashing it with your knuckles suffocates the dough, you've got to knead with your fingers for a truly soft, fluffy loaf."

Lieutenant-Commander Diesel prepares to jump to Bro 9.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. Watch me make a tiny triangle with my hand.

New members gather around the containment pod of Tim Kazurinsky to leech the essence from his frail tiny body

"So you just poke a hole in the metallic shell of this canister and some interesting juice comes out? Ha ha, will you look at that."

"My goodness, they're little circles with the middles missing! Ha ha, that's tremendous."

i'm glad you made this joke so i could keep some of my self-respect.

Or worse yet, Full Gervais

Maybe if you fuckers knew how to SPELL AND GRAMMERTIZE, you'd be smart enough to be atheists. Stalin won numerous spelling bees.

Yeah, i find him irritating as well. That worked in his favor in The Office because that's how those sorts of people are - i think we all know people like this. And so initially i just thought he was just doing a really smart *character study* of a ham-faced manchild who thinks he's smarter and cooler than everyone…

Breaking: Wayne Coyne wants you to pay attention to him. C'mooooon, look at me. LOOK AT ME DAMMIT!