Young Raffi fries up some hot poop jello for Old Sugar Ray

Young Raffi fries up some hot poop jello for Old Sugar Ray

Laina Dawes = the ambition of every Dawes groupie

Laina Dawes = the ambition of every Dawes groupie

Degrassi KNOLL

Degrassi KNOLL

Help, we can't get down

Help, we can't get down

The AA Regional No-Smiling Champs test out the school's tiny bleachers for stability

The AA Regional No-Smiling Champs test out the school's tiny bleachers for stability

Newspapers: as archaic as musicians making money

Newspapers: as archaic as musicians making money

Breaking: someone is wrong on the internet, must fire up the giant paragraph machine

Breaking: someone is wrong on the internet, must fire up the giant paragraph machine

Sorry, you're not successful until you've made it past the first round of Dancing with the Stars. Tucker Carlson, you still don't count, go home.

Sorry, you're not successful until you've made it past the first round of Dancing with the Stars. Tucker Carlson, you still don't count, go home.

Dudes stop making fun of him he makes more money than u CHECKMTAE

Dudes stop making fun of him he makes more money than u CHECKMTAE

If Ben Folds wrote this song today, the chorus would be 'fucking abortions, life can be hard sometimes and shit' and there would be an extra unrelated verse about pooping his pants.

If Ben Folds wrote this song today, the chorus would be 'fucking abortions, life can be hard sometimes and shit' and there would be an extra unrelated verse about pooping his pants.