The Postman Always Folks Twice

Hey, if you disagree with the Truthers, you must be part of the coverup! And the president was born in Kenya to Nazi Jew Muslims! Where did all these damn bats come from?

Iron Man was great if you have chromosomes missing. It makes the racism go down easier.

At some point in the last 10 years, Matt lost his spine. He stopped insisting on quality writing and started laying back and taking the paycheques. And without his cynicism and bitterness (good for him!), the show lost its perspective and became a mere fuh-ny cartoon with no flaming iron heart of justice:
- Didn't go…

Episode: Racist/Bowie
Song: Business Time
Quote: Just saying 'Brett' and 'Jemaine' in the best New Zealand accent i can muster at unexpected times.

'Moderate Truth' with Fareed Zakaria

No, you've been rightsized.

Get Rich or Die Tryin' 2: Learning to Count

Like Iraq! Whoooah, Like Iraq!

"i…take a shot…i…n…[m]ou..t[h]"

Grey's Anatomy: The Great Longneck Migration
Grey's Anatomy: Tokyo Drift
Grey's Anatomy: Because watching Lost makes mah hed hirt

Of course, 'alot' is not a word, so by law the firstie must not be counted.

Our high school banned murder, but Steve Martin swung by and saved the day.

It's for extra freedom, that's what.

Conspiracy Theory: Bowfinger is when it all went wrong. The Illuminati captured them, fucked them up, and released them back into society without telling anyone.

Luckily, i did not read the above post, as the username warned me not to.

It's a French C, so you pronounce it 'AM BUURGHH URR'.

Steve Martin! His jokes are cheaper by the dozen!

Guide to Comedy:
1. Make your mouth into an 'O' shape at every opportunity.
2. Also, if you're black, it's really funny when you bug your eyes out too.

Nit (space) picky!