I reckon if you got Werewolves and Lollipops, chopped off a couple of tracks near the end (maybe Great Food is Cooked by Psychos and The Best Baby in the Universe), and glued on the story about the magician hate-fucking the audience from Weakness is Strong, you'd have the perfect stand-up album…

I agree entirely! But there was this guy from Australia who kept writing these elaborate online rundowns of the show, The Dawson Files, which when read in tandem with the show turned it into a brilliant Adam West-style comedy…. So even when the show was appalling, which was most of the time, it was bizarrely addictive…

And sorry about the formatting, I don't know what happened there…

Dawson’s Creek was the ultimate show for
starting a plot point and never resolving it.