"That girl is always sick …"

Fah-lah-less bish!

Why is everybody leaving? First Lincoln, then Eliot says he's moving to London. Pretty soon, we'll be down to Abbi and Ilana all alone the whole episode. I love Abbi and Ilana but there needs to be other people in their lives.

And she didn't have Lincoln to comfort her, like in The Lockout. I mean, Abbi's her best friend and that trumps sex friend but Ilana and Lincoln had a great dynamic.

Is it sad that I recognized Eliot from behind immediately?

Very That Girl of her.

Anybody else remember that Bevers put the dress on during the premiere episode montage? *shudder*

I was so excited to see their real moms!

Drunk Abbi is a fun Abbi, even when Val doesn't show up.

But Duckie and Andie didn't end up together. The test audience rejected that ending and went with Blaine. They just stayed friends.

I hope so. They're doing a two-part finale trip to Israel starting next week and it'd be too easy for them to do a cliffhanger where Ilana decides she needs a fresh start and ends up on a kibbutz.

Oh my god, I thought that was the cell phone commercial lady!

I kinda hope something happens to it. I mean, Hannibal's a nice guy but that was cold.

She sees Bevers so much that she thinks of him in a roommate way. I believe she even commented on how messed up that is.

It's not as if they're leaving piles in the corner- they end up going down the drain while rinsing the area off. You need a snake or something to get them out.

I thought the micro penis thing would be why she stayed after she saw the size. They're fun for her but can't really satisfy vaginally.

Not the kind of wheelbarrow I'm thinking of.

I'd go along with the mimbo diagnosis.

Not really. More oblivious than anything.

I went there for a second too, but knowing him it's probably some gross sex thing.