It's Rusty's own fault, you know- he had Brock and Hatred put the building on super security, and now Christopher Muthafuckin' Lambert can't get in.

Should, but probably won't.

That's right- I knew it was somewhere in Central America but forgot where.

I'd like a little more background about that, actually. Like, how did Jaime end up in Brooklyn while his parents are still in Honduras? Doesn't have to be a whole episode or anything, just a little thing in conversation.

5 or 6 so far. I'd like to see Abbi's Tinder thing come back again later in the season, just as a quick gag.

Hypocrisy and denial are powerful tools in the SWJF arsenal.

"Wow, it's hot in here. Like, way too hot actually. I can't stay- I'm just gonna go."

She's ethnically ambiguous though. She seems to get off on people mistaking her for non-white, which ties in with her general need for inclusion.

Crushed it!

She is a weed genius.

I didn't get a text from anybody! What?! That was nothing …

It's at least partially about acceptance and not being alone but she's definitely interested in those hot bodies.

That's a problem though?

Hmm, I would have thought Ilana was still a pad person. Must've changed her mind between now and the 'Towel Down' video.

Yvgeny certainly is.

Solid episode. Love Ilana's Broad City Classic look and how Abbi's Tinder matches got progressively worse. Grade a bit lower, for few reasons- all those Food Network references and not one Guy Fieri putdown, they missed a couple chances for callbacks (like the swastika tattoo guy- good opportunity to mention that…

It's the new Yas Kween, it appears.

I think it's the body confusing you. Trey might seem nice but I feel like after a couple of dates he'd get clingy and work would be even more awkward for Abbi than it already is. Plus, Gemma (glad to see her again, by the way) would be super jealous.

"They're brothers, I think."
"Ew."

You're Treying too hard.