True, but there was no way for Abbi and Ilana to come out of that situation looking good. Either they make little boys cry or they get beaten by little boys.

It's an Ilana's mom thing to do though.

I have to vote Ilana. Abbi is who I am and is much more real, but Ilana is who I wish I was and where I wish I was.

For me, they're people first and foremost. I can relate to several of the experiences they've had. I don't know about 'terrible' though- more like magnets for all the sort of trouble that can happen to 20 somethings getting through life in or around a big city. They're not actively seeking to cause difficulties for…

Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I didn't realize there was a cut off for that one.

I got that same feeling one time when they put me down via IV.

That's right, and she said this was the last day possible for this particular procedure. Surprised I missed that too.

Fair enough. All vegetables look pretty sad to me though.

Technically, Manhattan is partially a garbage island.

For regular twerking, I absolutely agree. However, wall twerking requires a lot of balance and an ass like that can't maintain balance when it's turned upside down.

It was probably a gift, though. I imagine she's a family friend so if she's on a trip she gets Ilana's mom a gift, and if Ilana's mom is on a trip she gets her a gift. They probably charge each other less/not at all for their services as well.

Though there's still Trader Joe's, so not as damning a ban as it seems.

Certainly hope it wasn't an English cucumber- that would be especially awkward.

Another good one, though not as impressive as last week. The co-op stuff didn't do much for me but everything else was good. I was honestly a little surprised Abbi didn't do a better job at being Ilana.

This generation's "The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly On The Plain".

And she and Lincoln have clearly done that before.

"What are you doing?"
"Just … smelling Abbi."

You are truly enlightened, and I … am truly hwet.

With anybody else, it'd be obnoxious- with Ilana, it's in-your-face and real.

As a Philly area Jew, most of them are very true.