Definitely one everybody should read or at least see.

Did you see him on the show as God last season? He takes care of himself.

He also deflowered Meg on live television but tomato, tomato.

"So, you just carry that around all the time, in case you get into a dildo-related argument?"

I agree with your word analogy in this case.

The verisimilitude of that statement is apoplectic!

Not exactly. Metaphors are a bit more precise than similes. A simile means that two things are similar but not really alike, while a metaphor means that the two are equivalent in the situation. Plus, metaphors don't use 'like' or 'as'. Saying "I'm like the wind" would mean that you have similar qualities to wind but…

She looked like the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock on that one.

" … some day." *sigh*

For some reason, my favorite was when they were having her 'drink' the cranberry juice, and it dribbled all over.

I'm so glad they took on that song. It always sounds so harsh to me- like, "Your opinion is wrong and mine is right, and everybody listening to this song agrees with me".

The jumbo-sized tube of cookie dough was the biggest laugh for me. Wish they'd showed what that'd look like though.

"What's in your purse, Amy?"
"Birth control, Lexipro, dusty candy corn, and a business card from tech serve employee that gave her a vibe."

And from the president of rap music, no less. That's a compliment.

I know- the Truckee River Killer himself, Craig Pullen! Kyle definitely doesn't get enough recognition.

One of the show's greatest strengths is that Amy surrounds herself with really funny writers who also are great performers.

I'm … not sure how to feel about that.
If it changes anything, I was quoting Dana Gould.

I personally don't understand what so infuriating about it. Some people just don't have attention spans.

If you're staring at Sophia Loren's teeth, you're going about it wrong.

I feel a yas kween would be appropos at this point.