"Nobody knows our bodies like us. Your g-spot is right … here."
"Too intense, too intense!!!!"

Badass muthafuckin' queen!

Maybe Reduce, but Riri is irreplacable.

I know- it's like meeting a whole new group of friends every week. New twitters and tumblr and youtube videos to check out. It's so great.

"Give me your damn sandwich, man."

The four R's, baby.

I wish that cannoli's filling had plopped out when they made out. Cliche, I'll admit, but it'd work.

Don't want to get the floor dirty- she uses it for getting drunk and sex with prostitutes.

I think it's just the bra affecting perceptions. If they'd both just gotten topless …

"I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!"
"It was Mooney!"

I don't know if I'd call the Seinfeld guys mean. It's more that they're indifferent to any suffering that doesn't directly affect them. They're rarely malicious in their actions, unlike the It's Always Sunny gang- those are true dregs of the earth.

Or Crazy Guggenheim.

Definitely wasn't Sommore, I know that.

Shame Ilana didn't really have a prostitute in her contacts. 25 minutes is faster than a pizza.

The sweetest looking girls are usually into the craziest shit.

Been doing it since the second or third week of the season. Just ignore it.

I loved how Ilana was sniffing the coats before putting them away, as if that's how she'll identify them at the end of the night. She's so primal sometimes.

I don't know. It looked like her to me. I'm not up to date on everybody in the NY comedy scene nowadays.

Take that and put it on as a lead-in, instead of Workaholics.
Also, anybody else remembering the episode of SNL that Kelly hosted? Or the parody ad for Thailand that they did with her and Ben Affleck later that season?

"Is this because we made out?"
"I don't even know any more. Just go …"