Well, I think maybe "Porn 'n Chicken" was sexiest, but this was definitely the hottest thing.

And she sniffed her finger afterwards! So mind-blown.

Loved it quite a bit. Surprised that Ilana wasn't down with doing it with her doppelganger, not even some parallel play. Not surprised that Kelly Ripa's such a freaky ass bitch. The woman has like 5 jobs, 3 kids, a hispanic soap-opera actor husband, and a dozen endorsement deals. Of course she likes moonshine and…

Isn't Julia Roberts America's Sweetheart though?

Speaking of giveaways (I know, weak transition but whatever), Abbi and Ilana were great on Night Of Too Many Stars. Wish I'd been the one to win the Shinjo but just the fact that they were willing to sign it and give it to a fan says a lot about how much they care.

There are a few good ones without any of that. Just takes some looking.

It is an exaggeration, but the basic principle is there- the discomfort, a disparity between cash and store credit (though not as much), all that.

Just one word, and yet it says so much.

Don't remind me- I get enough of that before Kroll Show.

That is a rule that many people sadly ignore.

Like I said, practice practice practice. It can take years to refine your search to specific proclivities and the best sites to fit your needs.

"YOLANDA!!!! It's just a keyhole!"
But seriously, I could see that. Wearing a shirt that says 'Trainer' on it makes one an easy target.

She's one of kind, that's for sure.

I thought Ilana lived in Gowanus.

It's not a bit of each though- it's either all store credit or all cash. It's a terrible conversion factor but that's how it works with these things. I know all too well.

I'd be interested in almost anything Abbi's selling.

And they're great for dipping.

So much love for a fellow Slovin and Allen fan.

Yup, it's in there- just as he's starting to 'ride' the orca (and relooking at the Instagram photo, there were wires attached to it- guess they wanted to make sure there was enough thrust).

That, or love being made fun of by the likes of Abbi and Ilana.