Well, he did fill it with cocktail olives, so that was somewhat useful.

She's just so good at it- that face when Abbi started saying how her (as Chrissie) is always messing up her plans, it's poetry in motion.

Which makes me wonder- does she really think he and Melanie would make a good married couple, or is she just desperate to get Bevers out of her apartment?

And then later, he's still in there, masturbating.

How tantric of them.

That is a somewhat accurate statement- if you've got the money, you can afford to be a bit more experimental and get bored with regular sex.

As for the whole FMK question, I'd say fuck the robot, marry Jack Daniels, kill Captain Morgan (I don't trust pirates, and Jack Daniels has a huge empire).

I thought this was a good one. Bevers was surprisingly noble and it was good to see Jaime shine. Surprisingly deep questions brought up (though I doubt robosexual marriage will be an our generation issue). Especially liked all the references to stuff that actually happens on those sort of cruises. Enjoyed the callback…

I know- Bevers got deep this episode. It's almost as if he's him dressing nice makes him slightly less of a load.

And Ilana's White Power Suit still has the stain on it!

If anything, Ilana is X-23.

Mine didn't either. Castle Gardens, man- the forgotten immigration station.

Man, the things those lawyers are into …

Two of my favorite things - Abbi and hamburgers.

Makes Ilana's 'jizzy-jazz' line in the premiere all the grosser, doesn't it?

I have never agreed with Ilana so hard. And here I thought I was the only one to feel like that …

Slightly related subject but, has anyone else notice how a good deal of the episodes this season have parallels to the corresponding episode from season 1? The whole quest for an AC / quest for Lil Wayne tickets thing has been brought up already but think about it- episode 6 last season (Stolen Phone) was about a…

Have you checked out the original web series yet? Definitely well worth it.

Abbi does look so peaceful when she's sleeping.

I think it was Abbi's hair that didn't look right for me, but they were both still lovely and did a great job. Wish the interview had gone longer but enjoyed it anyway.