Oh, and Nicole! How could I forget about Nicole? Pulling out a chunk of her hair- she's killing it this season.

I see Garol as more of a vigilante or mercenary-for-hire type. Maybe a sniper taking out rapists?

Oh my god, I just realized- that line at one of the parties (I think it was the roof party) about Ilana straightening her hair for work but not her head hair. This show has the best continuity.

I'm actually curious about 1-3, and whatever else may be on the list.

Try not to pierce your vagina while I'm gone!

I loved this one. So many callbacks- I felt like this was more Fattest Asses than Stolen Phone (though Ilana did do that seducing face from Stolen Phone) with Abbi getting a bit crazy, Gemma, a roof party and the 'a doy!' line showing up again. Like someone else said, that subway cold open paid off finally. Garol, of…

That explains how Ilana keeps her job.

She really shined tonight. She's been a bit of a sneak awesome in those Body By Trey vids. Really hope we get more Gemma.

I know. From the moment Abbi started mumbling about Val, I knew that something was up. Possibly the BEST callback/brick joke ever.

Yeah, I loved when Abbi flashed her tits too!

"I wasn't even touching my weiner yet!"

No, I think the package was too thin for that.

As someone who was raised in the Philadelphia area, I can attest to the truth of Ilana's statements.

They also have a big list of ideas that they made when they started the web series that they still use sometimes.

Though where was the kid spinning a hoop down the street in this one?

She is a queen.

Imagine the Starwood Points!
Though using a credit card instead of cash for sex purchases was strike two for her (strike one was putting plastic in the dishwasher).

She probably was saving them for an occasion such as this.

Excuse me, I'm feeling the inside of this bag!

I don't know- we saw the package and it wasn't thick enough for that. It was probably just papers or a magazine.